Pacquiao Paradigm
Dedicated to deep belly laughs and http://www.playingforchange.com/episodes/3/One_Love simultaneously (& to the elimination of Jimmy’s Irritable Bowel Syndrome)
by The Ox

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“Why bother with Congress? Go right to President.” — Jimmy Kimmel to Manny Pacquiao, March 3, 2010

“If Oprah can give us a president, why can’t Jimmy Kimmel give us a governor?” — The Ox’s son

Imagine Manny Pacquiao sitting in the Philippines Congress with Jimmy serving as Governor of California right across the Pacific Ocean from him. Seriously, they could make out like bandits opening a restaurant in Hawaii serving just the fans of both who would be looking for a good meal on a stopover traveling back and forth between the Republic of the Philippines and the U.S.A.

Let’s get down to beeswax business.

I don’t know (if elected) if Manny can also (legally) serve simultaneously as part of the Jimmy Kimmel coalition proposed at http://oxtogrind.org/archive/520 , but why don’t we start our whole shebang for Jimmy with a tentative list of those who could make up the proposed group of twelve citizens serving as Guv of CA together (for the KACA Party, as per http://oxtogrind.org/archive/518) on an equal basis* for the first time in history?

*Well, as working figurehead candidate, the one people actually voted for, Jimmy might hold a little more say than the others, along with, say, Guillermo or Cleto, or whoever runs as Lieutenant Governor with him on the unregistered KACA ticket. (KACA, btw, for those who are newcomers, stands for Kimmel Alternative for California; we may wind up going with The Lost Comedy Party contingent upon the what viewers of Jimmy Kimmel Live! prefer.) Whatever the name, Jimmy would be officially unaffiliated. This will be a no cost affair both in terms of money and hoop jumping. Hoopla w/o heavy heartbeats.

Please submit your preferences to tosca.2010@yahoo.com. Perhaps we can send them on to Jimmy… if he hasn’t already started to solicit candidates on his show. Or, even if he has.

From the top of my head (subject to change), here’s the ticket:

1. Jimmy Kimmel as working figurehead write-in candidate for Governor of California
2. Guillermo Diaz Rodriguez as working figurehead write-in candidate for Lt. Guv. (or Jake Byrd)
3. Queen Latifah
4. Ronny Turiaf (and the Golden State Warriors without the coach)
5. The Mooney Twins (Dwayne Daryl Mooney) or someone from the cast of Lost
6. Dr. Wallace J. Nichols (or someone else just as serious like Dr. Bill Releford)
7. Cleto (and the Cletones, with “Gary” dressed up as a band member to get in on this; Greenberg, not Spongebob’s snail)
8. John Fogerty
9. Billie Joe Armstrong (and Green Day) or Keb’ Mo’ or someone from Legends Barber Shop.
10. Alicia Keys or Amy Winehouse (as V.D.* for Very Foreign Affairs & DEA abominations)
*Vice Deputy
11. TO BE DETERMINED
12. TO BE DETERMINED

With great determination,
The Great Determinator Ox
831-688-8038 at any hour in the Vienna Woods of Aptos, (Kimmel) Kalifornia
ANYONE INTERESTED IN GAMBLING, LIKE COUSIN SAL, SHOULD SEE http://oxtogrind.org/archive/534 (to catch the odds for securing an historic million votes on behalf of this ticket). “Gimme Jimmy!” provides more $ fun (ideas) for the run.