(Possibly) The Last Letter I Ever Write… to Cleto & The Cletones
Gimme Jimmy! (for the purposes of shelter)
by Oxz

Neither Sylvie (www.sosylvie.typepad.com) nor Marcello are up yet… and I’m rushing this out to you… in the hope that I’ll be finished before they rise. For I fear this may be the last missive I ever… oh, this Skunk Train thing is getting so ominous (http://oxtogrind.org/archive/536)! Look, just copy and paste the links provided here into your browsers to cut to the chase, okay? I want to share some fun with you all… before the end. [Pause.] Ah, I’ll hot link for ‘ya.

I figure Toshi will love the Northern Soul Supermarket moves on Sylvie’s site, Cleto Jr., since he’s been around the block a few times, should — if he doesn’t get turned off by the politics or the bad bad attittudinal set — enjoy our little one’s www.marcelsgeo.blogspot.com, Jeff (who, rumor has it, is into high falutin’ tunes when alone) might enjoy what’s available in “Send in the Clowns or Send up the Clowns” (http://oxtogrind.org/archive/518), especially the Simpson’s schtick, Jonathan could get rocks off with the Que Sera Sera commercial embedded in “If God Takes Me Away on Our Skunk Train Holiday (Before I Rock with Jimmy”), the piece posted just prior to this one, and — speaking of rocks — Cleto, oooo baaaad bandleader (I’m so utterly impressed, not), could very well use a little curry with his morning coffee to calm down (please!) a la Tim’s I Do the Rock (which I’ve plugged into my bio, I believe, at http://oxtogrind.org/archive/378). Whew!

Did I leave anyone out? Ah, yes, Jimmy. I know about your past, J.E. [It's okay. Truly.] Glance at “The Sexual Aspect of the Kimmel Campaign” http://oxtogrind.org/archive/535 [There, I've hot linked it for you in case your bass or whatever is taking up too many of your heartbeats to do a little cut and paste on your own.] One and all should get something pleasant from it, so… pass it around. [Careful with Gary Greenberg with this, though.]

Oh damn, there goes the alarm. They’ll be up, and ‘Cello will be rush into the computer room here to do his daily obeisance to Pastis’ Pearls Before Swine… so… gotta go.

Forgive me for not editing the above.

Seriously, I love you guys from a distance, and I look forward to getting with you, as you lead the way… with Jimmy giving us California’s first Handsome Governor as per “Pacquiao Paradigm” http://oxtogrind.org/archive/521. I’m really chomping at the bit to see the hit you’ll have with that Mandatory Monday Night Square Dance for Government Employees.

Loving regards,
Your Ox
P.S. Tell Cousin Sal to go with Kansas all the way. I know everyone’s pickin’ ‘em, but — really — they’re the best bet this time ’round in March Madness history everything considered.