I’ve created a unique opportunity for entertainers, especially comedians.

USer society always forgives the criminal, it never forgives the dreamer.

I’m talking about the quality and extent of your care being enormously increased, in historically unprecedented proportions.

Sing “All Alone by the Telephone” for me, will ‘ya?

The time has come, and we do not have to take to the hills with feeble gun in hand.

It’s like I’m giving you a beautiful megaphone, to be decorated as per your wishes.

What are your preferences?

A coalition of clowns?

Lots of love in laughter. “Diaz” is a very easy name to write-in, si?

Shake up the world with the BIGGEST LAUGH IN HISTORY, and see what happens.